Show Me Your Essex Fashion Week Wardrobe....

Dear Jackie - Would you like to attend Essex Fashion Week as a V.I.P guest courtesy of the kind folks at New Look ?

HELZ YEAH!

Where do I begin....the 6ft chocolate fountain or the 6ft fruit tower? Maybe I could tell you about the 6 gigantic chandeliers in the marquee or what about the cast of The Only Way Is Essex turning up in a helicopter? There's always the bit where Janice Dickinson dragged her bemused looking boyfriend on stage and made us all HOLLEEERRRR or when Mica Paris sang FULL VOLUME whilst we ate our four course lunch? And let's not forget the actual fashion show complete with miniature dogs groomed to within an inch of their lives. But you know what...I'll be coming back next year, not with bells on but with a fierce tan!

Thank you New Look, thank you Essex.